Now if you ask anyone by any standard they might lie to you and tell you i have been excellently brought up . Okay they are actually telling the truth.
But then my grandmother will tell you that i make no lady by any means. Now i do not argue this point with her; being that i have no time to thump my nose and perpetually have a face and expression that looks as if it smells something nasty every minute. I am not lady because i lack some of the right amount of decorum that is enough for one to be called graceful and escape being called clumsy.
What i have been trying to say is that I am clumsy as hell. I do not curse like a sailor, nor do i swear. Yet i suppose my grandmother will tell you again i lack the discipline needed to be a lady, which in her opinion every other girl in the family has mastered but me.
Even my Father, Thank God for him. Who tried to un-clumsify me to no avail… And he used to ask me if i was an ALAYE!!! All the Nigerians understand the term. Meaning, i have no decorum and i pretty much dance to my own drum. But then again Thank God for him, for although he has not given up in trying to make the perfect daughter and a graceful woman out of me, he has come to understand me.
So here it goes with what i imagine most Posh, nose thumping, perpetually bad smelly faced expression carrying ladies like to wear.
Now, i must Admit i actually Love most of these shoes. You will DEFINITELY catch me in most of them… Just saying that i don’t see them stepping out of these which are the expected norms
FOR THE HAT WEARING MAMA’s
DARING IN PRINT
I imagine Animal prints tend to bring out a certain RAWR in everything. Just the right amount can make all the difference, even to the extent of making a stone sexy and somewhat lively. Now, I must admit, although i am not a nose thumper i have to say i somewhat revere this lady’s abilities to hold their back ram-rod straight and hold the perfect posture. I must say it takes a great amount of discipline, which i admit i lack. On the other hand I just also have to admit, i have a special liking for the British sense of dressing.
I love every single one of these print shoes. Just the right amount of sexy without being raunchy.
BASIC WITH A TWIST
This is another batch of heels i absolutely love with the exception of number 1. I would have definitely loved it equally were the heels higher (as in stilleto high). The length of the heel for number one, makes it little too bit matronly for me.
SEXY & BASIC
Who says Basic can’t be sexy?
BRIGHT GOOD GIRL
We all have this image that good girls should always have a great personality, the girl next door attitude and might i add, always peppy, sunny bright and sensible. I am not sure if anyone still live by those but i have added a selection of bright shoes i might consider wearing if i was one of those. (Am not a bad girl either, just like my gray areas)
LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
WHIMSICAL AND NOSTALGIA
This categories of shoes makes me imagine a ballroom full of debutantes, in their best fashion in London. The shoes the fashion, the dancing. As an avid reader i love to imagine a recollection of history and i just absolutely adore these shoes