Happy Monday everyone

That’s assuming there ever was, is or will ever be a generally happy Monday for everyone one collectively. But i ramble.

I was honestly thinking of ditching my CORNY CORNER WEEK of CORNY blog Titles. Not cause i couldn’t come up with a name but cause i felt it was a bit un-inspiring. But i had a friend lecture me on how fun shouldn’t be tainted after all she said. I was doing this as a way to have fun so why not have some good fun without thinking too much. So here i am this week really about to give you some of my corny takes.

ENJOY the WEDGE WARS

THE METALLICS

I am pretty sure that most of the appeal of these wedges comes from its metallic finish and height. Although that also happens to be its deadly point

It just looks so amazingly pretty that i might brave this deadly wedge. Although i am not into the Gaga style shoes (referring the the back). I might damn it all and climb into this

THE BLACKS

This babies are sweet. They give you a false sense of security with the almost balanced wedge and heel side. But beware they will make you feel equal to a high rise building. I exaggerate;  but you get the point. But, be sure to know that you WILL definitely catch me in these. They give you that kind of Mary Jane but not a prim and proper kind of Mary Jane look. The give you the look of a pretend Mary Jane. The kind that sneaks out the window at night. i think PRIM & NAUGHTY describes these best

Cough!!! Cough!!! I can imagine a few things you can wear these talk boot and gladiator style wedges with and none of them that many or great. And and need i remind you that in these your you might not be able to find the ligaments connecting your ankle bones to your muscles after wearing these

The Bows are cute and as much as i like Bows. These are not me at all.

Between these two i will choose the hollowed bottom boot style wedge. Although not my everyday style, you might catch me on one of my dare devil days with a biker jacket. Looking rawr Sexy, tough and possibly ready to topple over.

I like these cause of how sporty they look.

I will choose the all black one over the bedazzled one. But in a general sense i am not really interested in them. I have seen these everywhere and a lot more people wearing these. So for that sole reason i am going to assume they are safer that they look. But in a general style sense they are okay, but again not typically me. Although if i get one as a gift i will not be complaining

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Again not really me but they work for most people. I like the one that looks like you are about to back pedal better

These will pass. Cute and a bit formal. If you ever dared to wear a formal dress with wedges this COULD be it. I can’y picture it in my head, being that i associate wedge with everything else but formal. But who knows…

I like both. But i like the shorter boot one (The first pic from the left) better . Feeling badass and invisible, have a climb. I like the play of leather contrasting the shinny patent material in this one. I actually want it

These my sweet hearts are deadly to the wearer and any offender to the wear around them/ in the same vicinity. imagine taking a fall in these; and mind you i am not just talking about the height. The spikes make for a more even bumpier, more dangerous fall. If you cant imagine it leave a message and i will paint the scenario very well for you. Take my word, it will be a different kind of fall from the others.

But in general, being that i am not prone to violence, you might want to stay far away when provoking anyone wearing these, who also happens to have good balance. Cause they will perforate you in many places than you can imagine.

Nice. a little bit of warning… If she can kick backwards stay to the front. 🙂

I like the solid black one better. Really like it as a matter of fact

This babies has a sister in blue I actually like it and can definitely see my mom in these. Actually i can also see myself in these considering my mom wear my shoes (the sensible ones) and vice versa

THE NUDED/ BEIGES/ WHITES

I like both. The one with the bow  has a black sibling above which i was not very fond of. I happen to be more fond of this one than its black one. And for the other buckle one with a black sibling as well, i cant decide which i like better, although my closet is leaning towards the black one.

I am sorry but i could not find anything to like about the wedge with the flower. So why did it make my list? because apparently i have a friend sitting next toi me, who insists its unusual enough to be entered. I have a serious suspicion she likes it… Hey each to their own. Anyway i like the gold one. I can actually say i might be needing it soon.

SURPRISE!!! I actually like this one although like the one before the fall will be deathly to the wearer. But i like this better, because of that Mary Jane look in the front and of course the ankle strap. The back and the body are a whole different topic. This false Mary Jane look. Give the image of an exterior sweet Jane and a deathly inside Jane. The color makes it incredibly sweet but the body says, “Try me if you dare”

Although not me in another typical sense this is adorable. I will actually wear this. That’s imagine one do not topple to their death first

THE COLOR BLOCKS

 

These leaves me feeling like one would need support on both sides too walk in them.

MEH!!!

I am digging thee Pastel Green one

LOVE BOTH

Will PASS

Not sure what to make of the fuzzy one yet. Cant decide if i like it or not

I have to confess  these are my BEST picks. I just love love love this soooo much. I love the Pastel color blocking, style, sensibility and the printed wedge. Its just so perfect for a summer and spring wardrobe and being in florida, it always seems that way. JUST LOVE THESE

I WANT I WANT…. BOTH

MY OTHER BEST PICK!!!  I love love love the first picture from the left. The one with the black and white stripe. Just love it.

BRIGHTS

Same feeling as the sister above

Like the Simplicity. The one on the RIGHT is the better choice…At least for me

Same feeling as the sibling shoes above

Like the patent barbie Pink… maybe to just sit in my closet and make it brighter

LIKE

Like the Jellie Pink shoes

Just like the PASTEL color only on the Spiky one. A very hard and long fall for the other one

LOVE BOTH, maybe on a normal basis i wouldnt but i have a slight suspicion i like the both cause they are sitting next to each other.

LOVE LOVE LOVE it just like its black sibling.

Couldn’t careless for the jean spiked one. But looking adoringly at the blue and gold one. Its questionable whether it is a wedge but i am bumping it into that category anyway.

PRINTS

Not a big fan but i chose the black and white spots

MEH@@ added this at my friends prodding.

Like the somber one better

I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS LEOPARD PRINT WEDGES… I hear it calling me

MEH!!!!

LOVE THE SANDAL BUCKLE WEDGE… Absolutely do not like the fish mouth peep toe bootie wedge

Love these two. The first is very whimsical and i love the color, The second i love the print

I LOVE LOVE THESE TWO. i cant really find much courage to wear them but am sure one of these days. surely one day

THE END!!!